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19 October 2009 @ 11:48 am
My dog Daisy is being put down right now. :/

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06 September 2009 @ 12:40 am


I WANNA GO TO HIS MORNING SHOW! I WENT TO ONE BEFORE AND THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL GUYS!!!

IT'S A PARTY GUYS!


PS, HELEN WE SHOULD GO TO POPSCENE THURSDAY!
 
 
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20 August 2009 @ 10:28 pm
I BOUGHT A PAID ACCOUNT FOR HBA AND I'M DRINKING SOME VODKA WITH SOME YUMMY LIGHT CRANBERRY JUICE!

DOES LIFE GET BETTER???

PROBABLY, BUT I'M HAPPY ANYWAY!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDD
 
 
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14 August 2009 @ 05:34 pm
the i-envy-this-about-you meme


OMG AND IF YOU DON'T ENVY ME, GIVE ME SHIT. REASONS NOT TO ENVY ME OR SOMETHING?! YEAHHHH. UM, BUT ADD "LOL" AT THE END, SO THE PERSON WHOSE DOING THIS DOESN'T FLIP A SHIT. "LOL" AT THE END CAN BE OUR CODE FOR "I HATE YOU"!!!!! :DDDDD
 
 
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18 May 2009 @ 01:30 am
DEAR MOTHER NATURE,

NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO MAKE EVERYONE FREAK OUT ABOUT A FLU THAT THEY LIKE TO CALL A "PANDEMIC" PLEASE AT LEAST CARRY THROUGH.

I HAVE BEEN SORELY DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR PERFORMANCE THUS FAR. UNLESS YOU PICK IT UP NEXT TIME, I'M AFRAID I WILL HAVE TO FAIL YOU. :/

SORRY.

SINCERELY,
MELANIE. :D
 
 
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14 May 2009 @ 11:31 pm
 
 
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12 May 2009 @ 05:19 pm
THINGS THAT ARE GROSS BUT I LIKE THEM ANYWAY!: A LIST.


CARAMEL CREAMS, OMFG, THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME NAUSEOUS AFTER EATING THEM, BUT I'VE NEVER THROWN UP SO THEY'RE OK, RIGHT?


IDK, I GUESS THESE ARE GROSS, I DIG THEM THOUGH.


DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOO HOO IS? CHOCOLATE FLAVORED WATER, AND IT'S FUCKING GOOD BUT GOD THAT SOUNDS GROSS.


PRE MADE "FLOATS". IT'S ROOT BEER AND MILK, EWWWW. THESE ALSO MAKE ME KINDA NAUSEOUS BUT I STILL DRINK THEM.


OMFG, I LOVE KFC, EVERYONE SAYS IT'S GROSS, BUT I LOVE IT!


PATTON OSWALT IS SO FUCKING HOT, OMFG I WANT HIS DICK IN ME, THEN AFTER WARDS WE CAN EAT KFC AND DRINK YOO HOO.


EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALL BURNED UP AND SHIT, AND IF I FUCKED HIM WE WOULD HAVE TO BE IN AN IRON LUNG, I WOULD HELLA TAP THAT ASS.


I LOVE BOTH ABERCROMBIE AND HOLLISTER, I LIKE THEIR CLOTHES, I THINK THEY HAVE CUTE STUFF, AND I DON'T MIND THAT THEY USE SLAVE LABOR.

EXTRA CATEGORY: GROSS STUFF THAT IS GROSS
 
 
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26 April 2009 @ 05:11 pm
COME ONNNNNNN.

I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO SHIPS SIX/PERI... RIGHT?! D:

 
 
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23 April 2009 @ 12:47 am
OK, I SHIP SIX/PERI. I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ON PERI BECAUSE SHE'S AMAZING AND THEY ARE JEALOUS. AND A LOT OF PEOPLE HATE ON SIX. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I SHIP IT, BUT I DO. AND I LIKE PERI A LOT, OK? SHE'S PRETTY SHE'S NOT ACTUALLY DUMB AND I WANT TO BE HER BEST FRIEND. :|



YEAH SABRINA, I AM THAT SHALLOW.



P.S.- I'M OBVIOUSLY THE COOLEST SIX/PERI SHIPPER EVAR. http://i42.tinypic.com/2urrrxd.png
YEAH, THAT'S ME.
 
 
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21 April 2009 @ 04:25 pm
A HELICOPTER JUST FLEW REALLY LOW OVER THE HOUSE, IT MADE THE WINDOWS SHAKE AND STUFF, SO I TOLD MY SISTER TO GO CHECK AND SEE WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE. THE LAB HERE SOMETIMES HAS COMPLETELY BLACKED-OUT HELICOPTERS THAT FLY OVER OUR HOUSE, AND SHE SAID "WELL I CAN SEE THE SHADOW, AND IT'S BLACK, SO I THINK THE HELICOPTER WAS BLACKED-OUT."


IF IT WAS BLUE WOULD IT HAVE A BLUE SHADOW? WTF.






P.S.- LAST YEAR SHE ASKED ME IF ALASKA WAS AN ISLAND. SHE'S 16. :/




P.P.S.- IT'S NOT.
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12 April 2009 @ 02:24 am
I TTLY NEED TO UPDATE MORE AND WATCH ALL THE AKB48 CONCERTS WITH SABRINA AND HELEN.
 
 
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28 March 2009 @ 01:33 am
I'M TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT WATCHMEN, IT WASN'T THAT GREAT.



AND I DON'T GET WHY EVERYONE THINKS RORSCHACH IS HOT. HE'S NOT. HE'S FUGLY.

THE COMEDIAN WAS PRETTY HOT THOUGH, AND I REALLY LIKE THE GUY WHO PLAYED THE THING OWL, BECAUSE OMFG, HE WAS SO AMAZING IN LITTLE CHILDREN AND HARD CANDY, ANDDDDDDD THE BLUE GUY WAS HOT AND SHIT TOO, FORM SOME REASON I THOUGHT THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED HIM WAS ENGLISH, BUT HE WASN'T SO I WAS KINDA BUMMED. THE SMART GUY IS HOT TOO, EVEN IN THAT MANDY MOORE MOVIE, HAHAHA.

BUT INKBLOT IS NOT, OK? HE'S NOT.






BTW: FLIST, I FEEL THAT IF I HADN'T MET YOU ON LJ I WOULD HAVE NEVER TALKED TO A LOT OF YOU IRL. DOES THAT MAKE ME AN ASSHOLE? SHOULD I HAVE MENTIONED IT? IT'S TRUE. :/


BTWW: I THINK THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION WAS THE DOWNFALL OF HUMANITY.


AND BECAUSE JUST TEXT IS BORING:
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15 March 2009 @ 11:04 pm
Poll #1366278 THE WORLD EYEBALLS WAS INVENTED BY SHAKESPEARE
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 12

ARE MY EYES BIG?

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NORMAL SIZED
3 (25.0%)

BIG
4 (33.3%)

SCARY BIG!!!
3 (25.0%)

IDEK
2 (16.7%)




NOW FOR SUM PICTURES TO HELP YOU!!!

LOL PICS OF ME!!! )
 
 
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Have you ever met a celebrity in real life? Who was it and how did your paths cross?

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Yes. It was someone and our paths crossed. IRL.
 
 
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♥TITS
06 March 2009 @ 09:50 pm
UM THIS HAS SPOILERS BECAUSE IT DOES. DUH.

IT WAS PRETTY GOOD, I THOUGHT THE COMEDIAN GUY WAS PRETTY FUNNY/HOT, AND OWL BOY WAS REALLY HOT. AND I LIKED THE CHICK IN THE MOVIE, SHE WASN'T WEAK. AND I LIKE INKBLOT, BUT HIS FACE WAS WRECKED, LIKE EW. AND THE KIDNAPPER AND SHIT, EW. AND LIKE MR. BLUE WAS REALLY COOL AND I LIKED IT AND I FELT BAD FOR HIM BECAUSE HE WAS OMG SO SCREWED UP EMOTIONALLY. AND I LIKED THE SMART GUY TOO, BECAUSE HE WAS HOT, AND I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT HE DID, BUT LIKE IF HE'S SO SMART DOESN'T HE REALIZE THAT PEOPLE DON'T ONLY FIGHT BECAUSE OF RESOURCES LIKE GAS, BUT ALSO BECAUSE OF RELIGION, WANTING TO CONQUER NEW LANDS, AND FOOD? STOPPING THE ENEGERY PROBLEM WAS ONLY A TEMPORARY FIX, SO HE KILLED TONS OF PEOPLE FOR NOTHING. IN LIKE 100 YEARS OR WHATEVER I'M SURE THAT THE WORLD IN THAT UNIVERSE WILL HAVE SOME WAR OVER SOMETHING.


DUHHHH!






LOL.
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18 February 2009 @ 02:35 pm

What creature would you choose as your spirit animal?


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MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS A GRIZZLY BEAR!!! GRRRR!!!! AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE ONCE I GOT THIS REALLY GROSS BRUISE, SO I TOOK A PIC, NATURALLY, SO I COULD SHOW EVERYONE HOW GROSS IT LOOKED, AND WHEN I UPLOADED THE PIC, I REALIZED THE BRUISE LOOKED JUST LIKE A GRIZZLY BEARS FACE!!!!! IT WAS A SIGN, AND GRIZZLIES ARE TITALLY MY SPIRIT ANIMAL. KTHXBAI!


GRRRR!!!!



YEAH!


AND THIS IS JUST BECAUSE I CAN!
 
 
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14 January 2009 @ 09:32 pm
I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW THAT THIS CRACK FIC I'M WRITING IS THE MOST AWKWARD THING EVAR.

I AM TAKING A BREAK, LIKE I HAVE BEEN AFTER EVERY PARAGRAPH, BECAUSE IT IS JUST TOO FUCKING AWKWARD. :|
 
 
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02 January 2009 @ 11:56 pm
I AM A GHOST IN MY OWN HOME!!!!

BRB, killing myself.
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30 December 2008 @ 04:04 am
I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING, I SHOULD BE SLEEPING. I STAYED UP LATE TO INSULT HETALIA FANDOM AND MAKE PUSSIES CRY, YOU KNOW HOW I DO.

I LOVE SABRINA, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS MY BEAUTIFUL HONEYCUDDLES!
 
 
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06 November 2008 @ 01:30 am
I LOVE SABRINA AND ALLISON.
 
 
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